Quotes - Season Two

Episode 2.5: Getting Lucky

"She says you make an amazing berry cake." -Husband guy

"What kind of diseases are you gonna track in here?" -Elena

"There’s not a chance in the world that I’m adopting a retarded dog." -Elena

"It's code. Universal code." -Elena

"He just needs a little love." -Felicity

"How come your good deed turns into my good deed?" -Elena

"You can always get another sex book." -Elena

"She needs time to adjust." -Javier

"The verdict's still out." -Felicity

"I'm very psychic with animals." -Javier

"It's not a cheap shirt either." -Julie

"What is he, a Borg?" -Sean

"I'm gonna have sex, Jack." -Julie

"Things were looking desperate." -Felicity

"Finally, I'm gettin' lucky." -David

"It's just freaking me out." -Felicity

"It's like his own little condo." -David

"There are a zillion dog owners in this country, and they all manage to score." -Elena

"I do not have issues with sex." -Felicity

"Turkey." -Sean

"I can't keep thinking like that, you know?" -Ben

"I'm just freaking out here." -Ben

"That is a pathetic looking dog." -Meghan

"This condom has an alarm on it." -David

"The bite's pretty bad." -Noel

"Panzu sauce." -Maggie

Episode 2.4: Crash

"The weirdness. The awkwardness." -Elena

"Serious sexual frustration." -Noel

"No wonder you never get any action." -Elena

"Look at these graphics." -Noel

"I have an instinct about this." -Professor Sherman

"Setting people up is something old people like to do." -Elena

"That's what I did after my Ben breakup." -Julie

"I don't think you've ever tasted homemade muffins like this before." -Muffin lady

Episode 2.3: The Depths

"Reacting rationally and calmly could be like a new credo for me." -Carl

"It’s like this freaky, wet, pulsating ball stuck in my head." -Felicity

"You're weird!" -Meghan

"It is so classic that you just said those words." -Meghan

"It is so infuriating the way you bait me like this." -Felicity

"There was something about your hair." -Meghan

"Kick his ass." -Meghan

"You don't know how cruel it is." -Noel

"Things like this are traumatic." -Felicity

"I'll be examining cyclohexene conformations." -Elena

"Which is so annoying." -Elena

"My baker's had an aneurism." -Maggie

"Is this seriously the way you're always going to talk to me?" -Felicity

"That turned out to be the weirdest day of my life." -Felicity

"Being passive like this could kill us." -Poisonous gas guy

"You're annoying her." -Felicity

"So you're like a real geek?" -Ruby

"You can have your hand back." -Ruby

"You're right, it's aggressive aggressive." -Felicity

"Smoothaise is terrible." -Ben

"Must-ooze, Lard-spread, Wasabe goo, Spice-o-rio?" -Sean

"I don't mind helping you through your little cookie crisis." -Ben

"My name is Ben, and I'm a person." -Ben

"I'm tired of hearing about your frills." -subway guy

"The body wasn't even cold." -Julie

"It's like a safari or something." -Harmonica guy

"It was absolutely merited." -Maggie

"It's a two part glue." -Ruby

"That almost never happens." -Ruby

"That song was really mean." -Julie

"That's okay, I like mean songs about my hair!" -Felicity

Episode 2.2: Ancient History

"You look hot." -Burky

"It all started with my hair." -Felicity

"That's enough of that conversation." -Sean

"It’s best to bounce right back from that kind of brutal rejection." -Richard

"The bathroom is now fully functional." -Noel

"So you have a bad hair year... go buy a hat." -Noel

"That was a very jerky thing to do." -Elena

"I was really in the mood for a pizza." -Noel

"That's a little nerve racking." -Felicity

"Is he really Mr. Computer Genius guy?" -Ruby

"Don't you think you're being a little harsh?" -Ben

"I'm allergic to peanuts." -Andrew

"The hair threw me." -Sean

"Tell me about it." -Felicity

"You can't nix a guy because of his hair." -Ben

"She's not allowed to talk to pizza girl." -Richard

"It's the classic ex-girlfriend sabotage maneuver." -Richard

"It's time to get over it... before we all get old, gray, and die." -Elena

"They had titles like 'When Ben dies.'" -Julie

"Suddenly, you're everywhere." -Noel

"You make a mean bowl of cereal." -Sean

"So you've officially abandoned me?" -Elena

"Maybe I'm having a psychotic break." -Felicity

"Turns out Brigid's gay, by the way." -Noel

"I'm not the biggest omelette fan." -Ben

"Someday my hands will actually be shakeable." -Felicity

"You have to send me pictures of your new haircut." -Sally

"I'm a firm believer in the power of change." -Sally

"Change this!" -Meghan

Episode 2.1: The List

"Are you sure this isn't rickets?" -Carl

"Whip it out!" -Meghan

"He eats his hair." -Meghan

"I think that's something you should keep an eye on." -Burky

"Fire him up with lusty lingerie." -The List

"We should be evil and pilfer from our workplace." -Felicity

"He could fire us both at the same time." -Ben

"It had all the classic signs of a funny look." -Felicity

"It's like a monkey in the room." -Sean

"It's an elephant, right?" -Ben

"It's not normal to have a monkey in the room." -Sean

"It's adorable, it's like you're a virgin." -Elena

"Don't you want to start it off with a bang?" -Julie

"You've got a funny look on your face." -Felicity

"Why put salt in the wound?" -Sean

"That's a lot of pressure." -Noel

"Just stand over there and look very blond." -Elena

"You're this bug. This incessant, annoying gnat." -Felicity
"A gnat? With a G?" -Burky

"I listened to your tape." -Ben

"You must feel so stupid." -Meghan

"I'm gonna die." -Julie

"One day, I am going to be president of the United States." -Burky

"Don't think I wore this for you." -Felicity

"You got rid of lame old Tim for me." -Julie

"I've discovered the most disturbing thing." -Felicity

"He didn't even like the blush on the nipples." -Gretchen

"Which... makes you a coward." -Felicity

"You wanna come shower with me?" -Burky

"I was taking a leap...I was doing it for me." -Felicity

Episode 2.0: Sophomoric

"Tell me who the hell you did go with." -Javier

"It's just real contentious." -Felicity

"This is like a melanoma." -Sean

"You have like an incredible buffet of men." -Javier

"Is one a history?" -Meggy

"Gimme a Y, gimme an E, gimme an S!" -Julie

"Say it again." -Sean

"In between 'we're' and 'roommates' I added a word." -Meggy

"I don't want you to get broadsided." -Sean

"You're like this idiot." -Sean

"...as if we were a gaggle of morons." -Burky

"Now I'm all emotional." -Javier

"No more of that two foot square crap." -Elena

"We idiots like Felicity." -Ben

"Felicity is not exactly the girl that you date." -Sean

"I think this is exactly the amount of dick that I need to be." -Noel

"Is this an example of the new Noel?" -Elena

"Love is blind, but my customers are not." -Javier

"Felicity and I might start dating." -Ben

"You slept with that guy?" -Noel

"They spent all morning doing herkes in their underwear." -Julie

"Dish on Ben." -Elena

"I am living in a locker room." -Julie

"Think of how your actions affect me for once." -Burky

"Maybe Meghan put a hex on me." -Felicity

"I wish I'd been there." -Javier
"Yeah, that would have been interesting if you'd come with us." -Ben
"Nah, different kind of trip." -Javier

"This blows." -Julie

"It was like a moment of truth." -Felicity

"You better come back and tell me or you are fired." -Felicity

"If there's any more underwear activity give me a call." -Sean

"I'm becoming enemies." -Felicity

"I'm Burky, and I'm annoying!" -Burky