Quotes - Season Two
Episode 2.7: Family Affairs
"My only plan is not to go home." -Felicity
"You're like some freaky sexaholic." -Meghan
"I'm starting a recycling campaign." -Meghan
"The lead actress fell off of a horse and pulled her patella." -Noel
"Did you guys know that you can deep fry a turkey?" -Sean
"Smooth, who?" -Javier
"Your boyfriend is in there again, which is annoying." -Meghan
"Teachers should stay in school. They should not come to my house." -Noel
"I know it's really presumptuous of me." -Felicity
"All right, I'm ready for the pumpkin." -Felicity
"I'm a horrible callous person." -Felicity
"Can you grab a couple of tomatos." -Ben
"I need to use the loo." -Professor Sherman
"The shrimp have to get to the people and not vice versa." -Ben
"I always love helping out with illicit affairs." -Julie
"Isn't somebody going to fight soon?" -Meghan
"I had a crisis with the pumpkin pie." -David
"I thought you should meet the person I’ve been sleeping with." -Maggie
"We’re studying stereoisomers and their subclasses." -Elena
"Exploding sweet potatoes." -Noel
Episode 2.6: Getting Lucky
"She says you make an amazing berry cake." -Husband guy
"What kind of diseases are you gonna track in here?" -Elena
"There’s not a chance in the world that I’m adopting a retarded dog." -Elena
"It's code. Universal code." -Elena
"He just needs a little love." -Felicity
"How come your good deed turns into my good deed?" -Elena
"You can always get another sex book." -Elena
"She needs time to adjust." -Javier
"The verdict's still out." -Felicity
"I'm very psychic with animals." -Javier
"It's not a cheap shirt either." -Julie
"What is he, a Borg?" -Sean
"I'm gonna have sex, Jack." -Julie
"Things were looking desperate." -Felicity
"Finally, I'm gettin' lucky." -David
"It's just freaking me out." -Felicity
"It's like his own little condo." -David
"There are a zillion dog owners in this country, and they all manage to score." -Elena
"I do not have issues with sex." -Felicity
"Turkey." -Sean
"I can't keep thinking like that, you know?" -Ben
"I'm just freaking out here." -Ben
"That is a pathetic looking dog." -Meghan
"This condom has an alarm on it." -David
"The bite's pretty bad." -Noel
"Panzu sauce." -Maggie
Episode 2.5: The Love Bug
"As long as it's nothing stupid." -Meghan
"What is it now, botulism?" -Meghan
"I’m actually really confused about things with the new guy." -Felicity
"You are not going to put grapefruit on your Lucky Charms." -Elena
"This looks totally legit." -Julie
"Have I been disinvited?" -Noel
"Inclusiveness, that's good." -Noel
"Don't let any air in the bag, all right?" -Maggie
"I still haven't mastered English yet." -Ben
"Fire. Clammy." -Meghan
"I'm not a hypochondriac." -David
"Hey, so, she called the killer." -Noel
"It's a very seminal time, you know?" -Noel
"Paranoid?" -Felicity
"I don't have mono. I have exhaustion." -Felicity
"Boy shenanigans." -Javier
"They're insane." -Ruby
"Good. With a little sweater on it." -Felicity
"I'm a psychic Japanese speaking caterer." -Maggie
"You have an eyelash." -Noel
"Phish food." -Ruby
Episode 2.4: Crash
"The weirdness. The awkwardness." -Elena
"Serious sexual frustration." -Noel
"No wonder you never get any action." -Elena
"Look at these graphics." -Noel
"I have an instinct about this." -Professor Sherman
"Setting people up is something old people like to do." -Elena
"That's what I did after my Ben breakup." -Julie
"I don't think you've ever tasted homemade muffins like this before." -Maggie
"You were self-absorbed, bad mannered, and bitter." -Felicity
"You don't live with a bunch of frat boys, do you?" -Maggie
"You and I are in the condiment market." -Sean
"It's still in the R&D phase." -Sean
"It's like a breeding ground for bacteria." -Carl
"I was your B-list person?" -David
"And I was a little drunk." -Felicity
"Just fine tuning Smoothaise." -Sean
"You're at your sexual prime." -Sean
"We're on the final boss level." -Elena
"Boss this!" -the 7 year old
Episode 2.3: The Depths
"Reacting rationally and calmly could be like a new credo for me." -Carl
"It’s like this freaky, wet, pulsating ball stuck in my head." -Felicity
"You're weird!" -Meghan
"It is so classic that you just said those words." -Meghan
"It is so infuriating the way you bait me like this." -Felicity
"There was something about your hair." -Meghan
"Kick his ass." -Meghan
"You don't know how cruel it is." -Noel
"Things like this are traumatic." -Felicity
"I'll be examining cyclohexene conformations." -Elena
"Which is so annoying." -Elena
"My baker's had an aneurism." -Maggie
"Is this seriously the way you're always going to talk to me?" -Felicity
"That turned out to be the weirdest day of my life." -Felicity
"Being passive like this could kill us." -Poisonous gas guy
"You're annoying her." -Felicity
"So you're like a real geek?" -Ruby
"You can have your hand back." -Ruby
"You're right, it's aggressive aggressive." -Felicity
"Smoothaise is terrible." -Ben
"Must-ooze, Lard-spread, Wasabe goo, Spice-o-rio?" -Sean
"I don't mind helping you through your little cookie crisis." -Ben
"My name is Ben, and I'm a person." -Ben
"I'm tired of hearing about your frills." -subway guy
"The body wasn't even cold." -Julie
"It's like a safari or something." -Harmonica guy
"It was absolutely merited." -Maggie
"It's a two part glue." -Ruby
"That almost never happens." -Ruby
"That song was really mean." -Julie
"That's okay, I like mean songs about my hair!" -Felicity
Episode 2.2: Ancient History
"You look hot." -Burky
"It all started with my hair." -Felicity
"That's enough of that conversation." -Sean
"It’s best to bounce right back from that kind of brutal rejection." -Richard
"The bathroom is now fully functional." -Noel
"So you have a bad hair year... go buy a hat." -Noel
"That was a very jerky thing to do." -Elena
"I was really in the mood for a pizza." -Noel
"That's a little nerve racking." -Felicity
"Is he really Mr. Computer Genius guy?" -Ruby
"Don't you think you're being a little harsh?" -Ben
"I'm allergic to peanuts." -Andrew
"The hair threw me." -Sean
"Tell me about it." -Felicity
"You can't nix a guy because of his hair." -Ben
"She's not allowed to talk to pizza girl." -Richard
"It's the classic ex-girlfriend sabotage maneuver." -Richard
"It's time to get over it... before we all get old, gray, and die." -Elena
"They had titles like 'When Ben dies.'" -Julie
"Suddenly, you're everywhere." -Noel
"You make a mean bowl of cereal." -Sean
"So you've officially abandoned me?" -Elena
"Maybe I'm having a psychotic break." -Felicity
"Turns out Brigid's gay, by the way." -Noel
"I'm not the biggest omelette fan." -Ben
"Someday my hands will actually be shakeable." -Felicity
"You have to send me pictures of your new haircut." -Sally
"I'm a firm believer in the power of change." -Sally
"Change this!" -Meghan
Episode 2.1: The List
"Are you sure this isn't rickets?" -Carl
"Whip it out!" -Meghan
"He eats his hair." -Meghan
"I think that's something you should keep an eye on." -Burky
"Fire him up with lusty lingerie." -The List
"We should be evil and pilfer from our workplace." -Felicity
"He could fire us both at the same time." -Ben
"It had all the classic signs of a funny look." -Felicity
"It's like a monkey in the room." -Sean
"It's an elephant, right?" -Ben
"It's not normal to have a monkey in the room." -Sean
"It's adorable, it's like you're a virgin." -Elena
"Don't you want to start it off with a bang?" -Julie
"You've got a funny look on your face." -Felicity
"Why put salt in the wound?" -Sean
"That's a lot of pressure." -Noel
"Just stand over there and look very blond." -Elena
"You're this bug. This
incessant, annoying gnat." -Felicity
"A gnat? With a G?" -Burky
"I listened to your tape." -Ben
"You must feel so stupid." -Meghan
"I'm gonna die." -Julie
"One day, I am going to be president of the United States." -Burky
"Don't think I wore this for you." -Felicity
"You got rid of lame old Tim for me." -Julie
"I've discovered the most disturbing thing." -Felicity
"He didn't even like the blush on the nipples." -Gretchen
"Which... makes you a coward." -Felicity
"You wanna come shower with me?" -Burky
"I was taking a leap...I was doing it for me." -Felicity
Episode 2.0: Sophomoric
"Tell me who the hell you did go with." -Javier
"It's just real contentious." -Felicity
"This is like a melanoma." -Sean
"You have like an incredible buffet of men." -Javier
"Is one a history?" -Meggy
"Gimme a Y, gimme an E, gimme an S!" -Julie
"Say it again." -Sean
"In between 'we're' and 'roommates' I added a word." -Meggy
"I don't want you to get broadsided." -Sean
"You're like this idiot." -Sean
"...as if we were a gaggle of morons." -Burky
"Now I'm all emotional." -Javier
"No more of that two foot square crap." -Elena
"We idiots like Felicity." -Ben
"Felicity is not exactly the girl that you date." -Sean
"I think this is exactly the amount of dick that I need to be." -Noel
"Is this an example of the new Noel?" -Elena
"Love is blind, but my customers are not." -Javier
"Felicity and I might start dating." -Ben
"You slept with that guy?" -Noel
"They spent all morning doing herkes in their underwear." -Julie
"Dish on Ben." -Elena
"I am living in a locker room." -Julie
"Think of how your actions affect me for once." -Burky
"Maybe Meghan put a hex on me." -Felicity
"I wish I'd been there." -Javier
"Yeah, that would have been interesting if you'd come with
us." -Ben
"Nah, different kind of trip." -Javier
"This blows." -Julie
"It was like a moment of truth." -Felicity
"You better come back and tell me or you are fired." -Felicity
"If there's any more underwear activity give me a call." -Sean
"I'm becoming enemies." -Felicity
"I'm Burky, and I'm annoying!" -Burky