Quotes from Senioritis
Sean: Then, under Jewish custom, I'll finally be a man.
Meghan: Finally.
Meghan: Don't you think that you could have told me?
Sean: Told you what?
Meghan: That Rabbi Levin looks like a Hooters girl.
Sean: Oh, come on.
Meghan: Now I know why you were so anxious to study.
Sean: She's a Talmudic scholar.
Meghan: Yeah, who looks like she could give a lap dance.
DeForrest: You do well on your test tomorrow. Break a femur.
Sean: I hate to run but I gotta see a rabbi about a thing.
Meghan: Couples therapy is crap.
Sean: Hello? You're a psychology major. You're supposed to believe in that crap.
Meghan: Yeah, well, I don't. And if I did, we don't need it.
Sean: We don't need it?
Meghan: No.
Sean: Okay, what couples do you know that break up and get back together every single week? Okay, what Goths do you know that date practicing Jews?
Noel: Just tell me one thing, okay, one thing. Tell me that you don't still have feelings for me too.
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