Quotes from It's Raining Men
Felicity: I feel like I don't know how to be normal with you again.
Noel: You know what the truth is? I don't even know if I know what that is anymore with you.
Felicity: Friends. That's what I mean.
Noel: Yeah, I know what you mean, but I don't know the last time I felt that way.
Felicity: Then this whole year has been a lie.
Noel: Maybe it has.
Javier: Okay, what is it like when I'm having a heart attack?
Meghan: You know, I don't really think that we need couples therapy.
Sean: Yes, we do.
Meghan: Why? Why? We're kissing, we're talking, we had sex last night.
Sean: No, we didn't.
Meghan: God, that was an amazing dream.
Noel: I can't do this anymore.
Felicity: Do what?
Noel: I don't want to be the... the loser guy friend anymore.
Felicity: You're not the loser guy friend.
Noel: All right. Next time Ben goes to South Hampton with Avery, or the next time he beats up a frat guy, or the next time he does something stupid like he's bound to do, I'm not gonna be there for you. You're on your own.
Sean: We're not married, we're dating.
Dr. Zwick: Oh, well, then what's that ring on your finger?
Meghan: An eyeball.
Dr. Zwick: Oh.
Felicity: I've got to let Javier know that everything is okay here.
Ben: Well, you're not the best liar....
Dr. Caplan: All your tests are negative.
Javier: What, negative like I'm not going to live negative?
Dr. Caplan: You had a panic attack. You could lose a few pounds.
Javier: Okay, no need to get nasty.
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