Quotes from Greeks and Geeks


Felicity: She's crying.

Noel: I can fix anything. I'm Hercules, god of strength.

Tracy: How'd you do that?
Noel: Oh, it's this little trick I learned, it's called being a genius.

Javier: Can you believe this pineapple head?

Meghan: Talking to these guys is like having sex with you because it's over real fast and I do all the work!
Sean: Good luck in your career.

Ben: When did the Civil War begin?
Javier: What civil war?

Elena: Meghan's right, and I never say Meghan's right.

Meghan: Tell me where you party!
Noel: You can't handle where I party.
Meghan: You're worthless.

Elena: Call the guy!
Noel: It's suicide if I do that.
Elena: It's murder if you don't.

Javier: You are one spoiled little man.

Meghan: I never should have left her alone.
Felicity: If Julie's leaving wasn't my fault, then this definitely wasn't yours. Don't worry about it.


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