Quotes from James and the Giant Piece
Meghan: The last month I have been nothing but supportive and giving and kind, but it just occurred to me that I can't remember the last time I had my hand stamped. My ears haven't run from loud music in a month! My life is boring.
Meghan: Tonight I'm wild, I'm young and I'm wearing leather.
Sean: I thought we were a couple.
Meghan: Yeah, a couple of losers.
Sean: I lost a testicle!
Meghan: That ball can only get you so far!
Meghan: Why don't you tell God that your ex-girlfriend is spending His night at the Fetish Ball!
Tracy: Elena, you're the smartest person I know.
Elena: Look, I am not.
Tracy: Yes, you are.
Elena: Okay, whatever.
Tracy: I'm pissed as hell at you. You think I'd be telling you this if I didn't think it? It's not like the smartest people can't do the stupidest things, now.
Meghan: You're wearing nipple rings.
Earl: Yeah. So?
Meghan: You're criticizing my boyfriend and you're wearing nipple rings.
Earl: Wait, boyfriend? I though you guys broke up.
Meghan: Yeah, it's what we do. It's our fetish.
Elena: I miss you.
Tracy: I hope so.
Meghan: Oh, assless pants. Sean....
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