Quotes from Miss Conception
Javier: You know I love you, but you are so gullible you're like a sea bird.
Meghan: Shrimp is a terrible idea, it's full of cholesterol and it's the duck of the sea.
Felicity: I wonder if the pageant has a category for pregnant women.
Sarah: Last year, at the Miss Coney Island pageant, she put menthol cream in my bathing suit.
Felicity: Are you kidding me?
Sarah: No, and believe me, he package lies: it's not soothing or relieving.
Felicity: I blew it.
Javier: No, no, no, don't be silly, no, they'll respect your honesty.... Okay, maybe not.
Meghan: I'm not being critical, I'm being discerning. I mean, I have to be if I'm gonna make this huge sacrifice I have to make sure it's not a mistake.
Sean: Wait a sec, did you just call me a sacrifice and a mistake in the same sentence?
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