Quotes from The Anti-Natalie Intervention


Elena: I love Tracy. He's the best abstinent partner a girl could have.

Felicity: What has she done that I can tell Noel about that will help him realize the huge mistake he's just made?
Javier: Tell Noel to check her scalp for three litle sixes.

Richard: This quicksand bitch has sucked the life blood out of our buddy. We gotta suck him back.

Tracy: There is a God.
Elena: How do you know?
Tracy: Because I am standing up and walking away from this moment of temptation. That's a sure sign there's a God.

Sean: What about work? I mean, how you gonna... how do you keep a job if you're always running around?
Natalie: I have this theory that money always works itself out.
Richard: Yeah, there's relativity, and then there's that one.

Meghan: I actually thought Natalie was pretty cool.
Richard: You also chose to get a nose ring.

Felicity: Can you imagine going to a dinner party and then finding out that everyone there has conspired against you?
Richard: Yes, sadly.


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