Quotes from Hello, I Must Be Going


Noel: Ow, ow! Is it supposed to sting like that?
Felicity: Stop being such a baby.
Noel: No offense, but you don't have the best track record when it comes to hair.
Felicity: What's that supposed to mean?
Noel: Nothing.

Ben: I promise that the next time that we get attacked my monkeys on an escalator, I will save you.
Felicity: You better.
Ben: I promise.
Felicity: You better.

Natalie: Noel Crane is the best lover I've ever had.
Noel: What are you doing?
Natalie: He's not impotent. As a matter of fact, if anything, he's potent. I mean, I could go into detail but that wouldn't be appropriate.

Molly: Guys are like Venus Flytraps. Something emotional lands on them and they snap shut.

Molly: It's kind of hard to believe in what your parents say, even if they're clairvoyant.

Felicity: Last week you were telling me that you had to break up with Natalie. Last week she hit you.
Noel: Yeah, well, that was sort of for all of us, y'know, for the intervention. It was more of a communal right hook.

Sean: My nose is the one perfect thing about me, okay. It's Blumberg nose and it's been around for centuries.
Meghan: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's good.

Sean: Hey, I'm blending. What do you want?

Meghan: I like your nose. I love your nose. Now can we drop your nose?


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