"I've never eaten a substantial chicken in my life." -Julie
"Where's those Malomars?" -Noel
"I ate them, along with Todd's fractured liver." -Hannibal Lector
"It was really good liver." -Julie
"I hate hat hair." -Ben
"You cannot get the quality gizzards if you do not respect the chicken." -Javier
"Where did my infection go?" -Meghan
"I hope he dies." -Meghan
"Who, Todd? Or Noel?" -Felicity
"Excuse me, why do you want his liver?" -Felicity
"He's an eccentric bastard, but I love him." -Rebecca
"Anyone want to buy a disposable watch?" -Sean
"Would you quit looking at that." -Ben
"You can't chop those pieces in your room. It's against university policy." -Noel
"The student who knows that his R.A. is fraternizing with the chicken inspector can do whatever the hell he wants." -Richard
"Did you say intestate?" -Noel
"Oh, Zord. I mean Lord." -Julie
"I came to kick your ass." -Elena
"Haaaaiiiieeeeeyyyyaaaa!!!" -Carol
"I love public transit." -Todd
"What's that smell?" -Felicity
"Just keep them in the cage." -Noel
"Disinfectant should do the trick." -Ben
"Do you want a cigar?" -Javier
"You make an excellent pot pie." -Noel
"Thanks, and I really dig your goatee." -Todd
"He's rekindled my dreams of being a vegan." -Felicity
"You'll never find a bigger liver." -Rebecca
"What smell?" -Meghan